It was always slightly creepy to hear that old lady at church say that someone’s baby was ‘so cute (she) just wanted to eat her
Category: Parenting
‘It’s so quiet out here’
Living in eastern North Carolina doesn’t usually allow us to have a lot of snow during the winter; but thankfully a beautiful blanket of snow
A new Grainy Orange Drink
“I hear a chuckle from my mom on the other end a stern ‘it ain’t going to be funny to him in a little while’.”

“I don’t think I can parent today.” Guilty as charged.
“Don’t worry about the judgement of the pretentious parenting police who judge you when you get to baseball practice five minutes too late with a kid whose shirt is untucked and hair is unbrushed, all while he’s taking his last bite of his McDonald’s Happy Meal cheeseburger that you picked up on your way to take kid number 3 to dance practice.”